For 5 years, I've slept on one side of the bed--the right side.
This morning I woke up in the middle of the bed.
I went back to sleep.
I woke up in the middle again.
I take this as an affront from my subconscious. My sleeping self seems to think it's time I hoped for someone to fill the bed's other side.
My waking side says to f*ck off.
Maybe I just need a bigger bed.
